huffylemon:

electricgnu:

The fucking job market is abysmal

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

straycatj:

ふぐぅ……

Hgg ……

ostolero:

better call saul has shown me that life doesn’t stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

huffylemon:

sandmandaddy69:

twinkrespecter:

rthko:

Sniff a little pit. Suck a little dick. Get down tonight.

escuerzoresucitado:

sugarnsaffron:

sugarnsaffron:

toilethumor:

the fuck you brothers

I’m eat shit

And I’m die

wait

trash-bandicoot-official:

wordfather:

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

calware:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)